I don’t want to be the “Saved By The Bell” graph guy, however, I got to thinking a couple nights ago: “Zack Morris has dated a lot of girls.”
I’ve concluded that:
- Zack Morris has no concept of “Bros before hos.”
- He will try to bang your relatives.
- He will make out with your girlfriend.
- He will treat you like shit if you’re obese or in a wheelchair.
- He doesn’t care if you’re his best friend, he will go for your crush.
Definitely blanked on Andrea Larson….discovered via a quick internet search that she was Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style. Classic.
